News of nine o'clock

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Presenter: Good evening. Today a terrible thing happened: the Republic of Bananas attacked Svervegia. The Bananas' Army invaded Osloky, the capital of Svervegia, and lots of Svervegian people escaped from their country. We don't know exactly how many people died for the water toy guns of Bananas' Army. Now, we have our reporter in Osloky: are you ok Alan?
Reporter: I'm ok, John. Here the situation is terrible: yesterday, the 31st of February, in the middle on the night, Bananas soldier came in to the city. Here there is a survivor of the Bananas' Army attack: how are you?
Survivor: Fine, no problem.
Reporter: What? Ehm... can you explain what was happened ?
Survivor: Uhm? Has something happened? I don't know, I was in the bathroom all night...
Reporter: Oh my god... Ehi, here there is the Great Big Capitan of the Bananas' Army: what did you do?!
Great Big Capitan: I don't know, I'm here on holiday...
Reporter: What?! What about the war?!
Great Big Capitan: Which war? Oh... I'm sorry... yesterday my guys and I were drunk and we made a prank call to your editorial office... I'm sorry...
Reporter: Oh my god... I finished here John...
Presenter: No, YOU ARE FINISHED, Alan! ... Oh my god... this is the end of BBC...

Authours:
Della Ricca Davide
Bit Matteo
Lalli Tommaso
Rossi Andrea

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